I decided to submit my piece, Remember Me, to ThoughtCatalog.com because I think I can write like they can. With my own style and pizzazz of course. So they asked me to tell them something interesting and this was the interesting thing I came up with. Comments?
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
STITCHES!!!
Okay. I've been trying to find something to say other than LMAO or LOL. Honestly, it's getting lame. Here are some reason's why.
1. No one really LOL's or LMAO's anymore. I was sitting right next to someone as they texted LOL to someone and not once did I actually hear laughter emit from said person's mouth. LIAR!
2. I catch myself on the verge of actually saying LOL. Like it was a word. I was going to say it with a smile on my face instead of actually laughing. PATHETIC!!
3. I have to think. As in, I just typed out LOL/LMAO but did I really just LOL or am I just trying to insinuate that had we been near each other I would have LOL'd. Yeah. I think too much AND WHAT!!!!
4. I hate all the new abbreviations that I have to keep abreast of. It's getting really hard to have to figure out what all that crap means! Just say what you mean!!
I mean, no shiz* Sherlock, people are increasingly difficult to discern. No one says what they actually mean anymore. Trying to figure you out as a person is difficult enough and now I have to figure out your strange stuck as a teenager language code? BULL!! I absolutely refuse. It was fun when I was in high school and I didn't want my parents to understand what I was saying but NOW I want people to understand me and vice versa. Furthermore, I'd like to not have to decipher your hieroglyphs. SPELL CHECK! I know it fails often but that's why yoU have a brain as well. To double check the double checker you lazy bum!
Enough hating for now. All that's left to say is: STITCHES
Really if somethings that funny I'm sure it'll leave me in stitches! Get it?!?! Whatever. At least it's not an abbreviation and if I find myself keeling over in laughter then I'll know it actually left me in stitches and I can confidently remark stitches!!!
*That's me trying not to cuss, it's a terrible habit that I've acquired and I'm trying to tone it down.
1. No one really LOL's or LMAO's anymore. I was sitting right next to someone as they texted LOL to someone and not once did I actually hear laughter emit from said person's mouth. LIAR!
2. I catch myself on the verge of actually saying LOL. Like it was a word. I was going to say it with a smile on my face instead of actually laughing. PATHETIC!!
3. I have to think. As in, I just typed out LOL/LMAO but did I really just LOL or am I just trying to insinuate that had we been near each other I would have LOL'd. Yeah. I think too much AND WHAT!!!!
4. I hate all the new abbreviations that I have to keep abreast of. It's getting really hard to have to figure out what all that crap means! Just say what you mean!!
I mean, no shiz* Sherlock, people are increasingly difficult to discern. No one says what they actually mean anymore. Trying to figure you out as a person is difficult enough and now I have to figure out your strange stuck as a teenager language code? BULL!! I absolutely refuse. It was fun when I was in high school and I didn't want my parents to understand what I was saying but NOW I want people to understand me and vice versa. Furthermore, I'd like to not have to decipher your hieroglyphs. SPELL CHECK! I know it fails often but that's why yoU have a brain as well. To double check the double checker you lazy bum!
Enough hating for now. All that's left to say is: STITCHES
Really if somethings that funny I'm sure it'll leave me in stitches! Get it?!?! Whatever. At least it's not an abbreviation and if I find myself keeling over in laughter then I'll know it actually left me in stitches and I can confidently remark stitches!!!
*That's me trying not to cuss, it's a terrible habit that I've acquired and I'm trying to tone it down.
Monday, August 8, 2011
Held back
What's been holding me back lately?
OH. You know. The usual. ME. Myself and that oh so clever I!!
I mean, there are outside factors getting in the way but if I really wanted to I could circumvent them and get a move on with my life. If I've created time enough out of my ass to hang out with my cousins this much; I can pull time out of my ass to send my resume out there into the world and call people up to make sure it was received. You know, things people normally do when they really need to find a job.
Sigh... So, task at hand? Set up a schedule and a plan to accomplish my goals.
DIFFICULT when there are so many DAMN distractions.
OH. You know. The usual. ME. Myself and that oh so clever I!!
I mean, there are outside factors getting in the way but if I really wanted to I could circumvent them and get a move on with my life. If I've created time enough out of my ass to hang out with my cousins this much; I can pull time out of my ass to send my resume out there into the world and call people up to make sure it was received. You know, things people normally do when they really need to find a job.
Sigh... So, task at hand? Set up a schedule and a plan to accomplish my goals.
DIFFICULT when there are so many DAMN distractions.
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Persephone
This isn't done yet. I'm still working on it but I really like it and I've been dying to type it up and share it with you all!! I'll keep working on it till I'm in love, but for now I have a really big poetic crush on it!! =D ENJOY!
Monday, August 1, 2011
Pancake
I'm watching Maury and ... WHO names their kid Pancake? WTH!!!
I'm bored... I need to get myself a job already.
I'm bored... I need to get myself a job already.
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