STITCHES!!!

Okay. I've been trying to find something to say other than LMAO or LOL. Honestly, it's getting lame. Here are some reason's why.

1. No one really LOL's or LMAO's anymore. I was sitting right next to someone as they texted LOL to someone and not once did I actually hear laughter emit from said person's mouth. LIAR!
2. I catch myself on the verge of actually saying LOL. Like it was a word. I was going to say it with a smile on my face instead of actually laughing. PATHETIC!!
3. I have to think. As in, I just typed out LOL/LMAO but did I really just LOL or am I just trying to insinuate that had we been near each other I would have LOL'd. Yeah. I think too much AND WHAT!!!!
4. I hate all the new abbreviations that I have to keep abreast of. It's getting really hard to have to figure out what all that crap means! Just say what you mean!!

I mean, no shiz* Sherlock, people are increasingly difficult to discern. No one says what they actually mean anymore. Trying to figure you out as a person is difficult enough and now I have to figure out your strange stuck as a teenager language code? BULL!! I absolutely refuse. It was fun when I was in high school and I didn't want my parents to understand what I was saying but NOW I want people to understand me and vice versa. Furthermore, I'd like to not have to decipher your hieroglyphs. SPELL CHECK! I know it fails often but that's why yoU have a brain as well. To double check the double checker you lazy bum!

Enough hating for now. All that's left to say is: STITCHES

Really if somethings that funny I'm sure it'll leave me in stitches! Get it?!?! Whatever. At least it's not an abbreviation and if I find myself keeling over in laughter then I'll know it actually left me in stitches and I can confidently remark stitches!!!


*That's me trying not to cuss, it's a terrible habit that I've acquired and I'm trying to tone it down.